Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are a twenty-two year old guy who lives in a cool as fuck lab on the outskirts of Prospisttburg. You’re the resident BOY GENIUS who got discovered by the mysterious owners of the leading company of EDUCATIONAL ELECTRONICS when you lived at the local orphanage, Busy Bees. You currently work for the company as a GAME DESIGNER and PRODUCT MANAGER. You’re pretty quiet and you stick to yourself. You don’t know ANYTHING about any hero business, that’s for sure.